We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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