Your face is a jimmy john
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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