If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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