Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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