i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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