Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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