You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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