I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Found your dick twin last night
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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