yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Who died my cat blue again?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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