I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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