I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
True college students do jello shots in the library
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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