I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We have started to decorate penises.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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