Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just found puke in my bra..
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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