did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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