So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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