Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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