K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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