Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
They have beer where we have blood.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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