I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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