So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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