I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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