I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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