remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
