morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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