just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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