ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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