omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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