i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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