.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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