i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She's the barista slut.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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