Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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