I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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