I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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