Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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