Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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