This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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