i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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