We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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