his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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