mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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