is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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