help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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