so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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