Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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