Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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