I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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