the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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