The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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