I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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