Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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