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(818): View more from California

i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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(909): View more from California

Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?

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(970): View more from Colorado

The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night

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(206): View more from Washington

I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone

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